Rachel Allen.
I've just seen an advert of her and I hate her unconditionally.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She is an ocean going twat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I've found a show about Irish traffic cops.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Na, she just smells of the sea. Difficult not to, when you're gutting haddock and shucking oysters all day. A dicht wi' a soap-laden clout would help, like.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

she is a fuckin gyppo shitcunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)

How you feeling?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)

haggard and drug addled is my guess

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Rory's a she?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)