You've never had farmed badger milk?
Exquisite.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:52, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I prefer wild badger milk
It tastes better and the badgers aren't cruelly treated like in the badger farming business.
( Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:54, Reply)

But feral badger milk is not so nice

( Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:55, Reply)

also, it's pretty difficult to milk a feral badger
without losing a limb.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Easier than the wild ones
The feral ones are at least descended from domesticated badgers. It would be almost impossible to get a wild one to use a litter tray.
( Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)

It's a close thing
but I disagree - you see the feral ones have been conditioned by the memory of the abuse their ancestors suffered when they were farmed. The wild badger's natural distrust of man has evolved into a psychotic vendetta amongst the feral population. So much so that some are prepared to sacrifice their lives just on the off chance of causing a major car accident and taking out a few humans. S'why there are so many burst badgers on roads.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

burst badger = euphemism for a lady's *points downstairs*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:26, Reply)

It were like a cross between a burst badger and a butcher's dustbin
*1000 yard stares*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

See also 'dead hedgehog'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)