I dunno like, I've met Tangles (he's dreamy), The Disappointed (he's tiny and old) and Bear Pookie (he can hold his drink)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:41, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Christ, you're brave.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:41, Reply)

innit
Makes all this 'being avoided' thing worth it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:43, Reply)

I don't want to meet any of you creepy bastards. Apart from some of the good ones maybe.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)

I want to get dingered with Reginald Donkeyfuck

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)

I want to go to Mcdonalds with him.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:47, Reply)

I want to go to Back to Basics with him and get dingered up then throw shapes to fucked up drug music.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Actually I'd take him to a nice fish and chip shop.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:49, Reply)

There used to be a chip shop in Edinburgh that had a DJ
Last time I was in there was about 4am on a Sunday morning, geezers were still eckied and coming down, this Turkish kid was mixing on technics with a Pioneer DJM500 while the dudes were spraffin' awa and gurning.

Top vibes like, ken?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:51, Reply)

I like to wash down my haddock with some nosebleed gabba techno.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)

Nah, it was deep house.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Eff dat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Deep house is alright
I could link you to loads of quality deep house tracks.

But listening to individual tracks outside of a mix is just weird.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:56, Reply)