Alright
Today I have been upsetting people on Facebook and posting incriminating and embarrassing photos of my 'friends' in an ongoing purge. I have also been transferring photos from my old laptop onto my newer one to maintain and upkeep my super secret cache of data required for mischief. Might go somewhere for dinner later.

alt: I love a proper roast but the diabetic and vegetarian contingent of the family have ruined this for the traditional 'family meal', and being a sad lonely depressed Internet shut in I am loathe to bother doing something nice for just me so I survive on a diet of sandwiches and m&s ready meals.

Altalt: no but I might do one to get rid of accumulated old shite that other people may want to give me money for so I can spend it on booze and brasses.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)