thank fuck for that
You poisonous and curmudgeonly old cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:26, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Upset ^^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:31, Reply)

^ fat wife and long term renter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:33, Reply)

And you can't get higher praise than that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:32, Reply)

alright P dizzle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Dozer, my man, how ya doin'?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:37, Reply)

awright aye
Just got home.

You?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Fine, ta. Drinking wine and about to eat cold meats and pickles.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:39, Reply)

I really miss butteries
Luckily I can get tattie scone in Tesco.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:41, Reply)

You want some butteries?

I can score some of Aitken's finest and post them if you wish.


Gaz me if ya want.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:44, Reply)

they'll be stale by the time they get here :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Bollox! They were invented for taking on trawlers and the fat content ensures they stay fresh for ages. A quick thirty seconds in a microwave will revive weeks-old rowies.

I sent some to mate in the Philippines, FFS.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:51, Reply)

awright will gaz you l8r m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:52, Reply)

No probs. I can supply an impressive meally pudding and sundry other butcher delights if you wish.
I also realise this provides strike through opportunities.
My name is not Aberdeen Angus.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:57, Reply)

I'm vegetarian
You DISGUST me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Careful. He might be telling you a Whopper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:00, Reply)

I'm holding out for a bender in a bun

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Course you are, Bonnie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Also freeze well.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:52, Reply)