no band is real unless they deliberately reject the hegemony of traditional instruments in favour of turntables, samplers and laptops.
Anything else is mere pandering to the traditional paradigm of patriarchal performance tropes and is tired, intellectually barren and ethically bereft.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, it's like, 2013, yeah, and people aren't making ALL music digitally. Move with the times, Grandads.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

innit doe
Nobody's fooled by these hipster pricks.

Techno, house, garage, jungle and hip hop can only be made and enjoyed by black people.

Anybody else doing so is a culture tourist wigger just trying to be black.

Ditto jazz and all forms of rock n' roll. And soul.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

You need to listen to Heart FM.
It's the rock n' roll radical station that's more ironic than a single spoon.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)