I sat on the Tube opposite the coolest guy in the world.
Well, he thought he was the coolest guy in the world; he was certainly good looking, but he had made two major errors.
Firstly, he was wearing his sunglasses on an underground train. Not cool. Only dickish.
Secondly, he was playing his ipod too loudly - that's not uncool, but he was listening to 'My Girl' which was.

I like to sing - I'm no good at it, but I like it, so hey. As he got up to get off the Tube, the song finished, but I'd already started singing it out loud,

'I got sunshine...'

He looked at me, so I looked back and sang the next line,

'Cos my ipod's too loud.'

I was a bit drunk earlier tonight - a fellow b3tan led me astray. But now I'm sober.
( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:26, Reply)