Have you ever considered putting small pieces of glass in to each sweet before handing them out?
Or maybe coating them in rat poison?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Nah but I do tell them they aren't having any sweets if their costumes are shit
When I get carol singers I stand there and make them sing the whole carol. If they make it all the way through the carol I give them 50p. If they sing a shitty Christmas song like Jingle Bells or We Wish You a Merry Christmas they get the door slammed. I have principles, carol singers should sing carols. Or be called carol, either way, I'm not that fussy.
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Have you ever considered running for Parliament?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

With principles?
I'd be drummed out.
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)