last one from me
A snail walks into a pub and orders a pint.
"Sorry mate" says the barman, "we don't serve snails."

The snail is not happy at hearing this and starts mouthing off to the barman, saying rude things about his mum and his ability to satisfy his girlfriend.

The barman eventually gets bored of the snail's aggressive ways so picks him up and throws him to the bottom of the pub garden.

A year later the sail returns to the pub and approaches the barman.
"Oi you prick!" He shouts, "What the hell did you do that for?"
( wanderlust, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:22, Reply)