I have to say
that Jeremy Kyle (when I get to see it) is a particulr favourite of mine.

For those of you that have never seen it, I shall recreate an episode here:

Jeremy Kyle: So what's your story?
Chav Man: I *bleep* dunno *bleep*, innit.
JK: SHUT UP! GET A JOB!
CM: *bleep* *bleep*
Chav Mans Wife: 'E's always smokin' *bleep* dope.
JK: YOU CAN SHUT UP TOO YOU VILE SCUM!
CMW: He *bleep* hits me!
JK: I'M GONNA HIT YOU TOO YOU DAMP CAMEL FANNY!
CM: I'll *bleep* take a *bleep* lie test!
JK: FUCKING RIGHT YOU WILL, I'M SICK OF THE SIGHT OF YOU. YOU MAKE ME SICK! YOU MAKE ALL OF US SICK!
Chav Mans Mother In Law: I'm the *bleep* baby's *bleep* Mum, you *bleep*
JK: WHAT? YOU PERVERTS! YOU SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!
CM: I dunno what *bleep* DNA is, but I wanna *bleep* test it.
JK: THE DNA SHOWS YOU'RE ALL SCUM. FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR DANK LITTLE HOLES!

*turns to camera*

JK: I hope you've enjoyed the show, and if you have learning difficulties and want to air your dirty laundry on TV, why not give me a call?

~~~

_{I won't tell how I once appeared on 'Vanessa'}
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:53, Reply)