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Int. DAY.Mr. Jellyfish enters MILLETS.
MR JELLYFISH: Ho there, shopkeep, I should like to buy a tent, please.
SHOPKEEP: WHUAAAAH! (SHOPKEEP runs away, waving his arms in the air)
MR JELLYFISH: (Saddended) Why does that always happen? (MR. JELLYFISH removes his wallet from his pocket, extracts £50, and places it on the side. He squirts ink from his ink bladder on to the desk, writing "In payment for the tent", and picks up a 2 man Eurohike. He leaves the shop).
MR JELLYFISH (from outside): TAXI!
We hear the sound of tyres screeching, and a crash.
MR JELLYFISH (from outside): Bugger.
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