I think
Pensioners should be banned from normal supermarkets, and have their own little versions, where they can push in at their own will.

Thing is, they'd keep pushing in front of each other, until they finally starve to death, unable to get served because some grey haired cunt has shoved in front of them.

Ultimately, this would result in some kind of Logan's Run situation, and if this means we're going to see 70's era Jenny Agutter with her norks for all to see, then that's not necessarily a bad thing, is it.

Edit: Yes, I did get 'pensionered' in the queue at ASDA today.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:36, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think
pensioners should be banned full stop, what with the ignorance of the old biddies who verbally abused WeeWitch and now you.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:55, Reply)

they do have their own supermarket
It's called sodding Iceland. That bastard shop still owes me a years worth of my soul.
( djtrialprice, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:24, Reply)

Just go to your local Tesco during the day
watch the old biddies wandering around, slowly shuffling through the aisles.. they're eerily reminiscent of the Walking Dead.
( Thinker, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:48, Reply)

Scentless
I think it's time for a cull ...... anyone want to suggest methods, timing etc?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 13:53, Reply)