I have a 'client' (that's what people call customers now) who for many reason I can't stand.
He spends very little money with my company, but expects the same care and service my decent accounts get, he's always late paying, and when you answer the phone to him he is one of those pricks who expects you to know who he is without the luxury of an introduction. Despite my deliberately treating him poorly, ripping him off, not sending full orders and taking days to get him answers on stuff, he will not fuck off. He's got a silly name too. I hope he dies.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:34, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Is his name Gregory Arsekins?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:35, Reply)

His christian name is Noon.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:36, Reply)

Is he a wog or a paki?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:37, Reply)

^ edgy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:39, Reply)

He is white. As I understand he is also one of those 'no hairs' too. Apparently he has no eyebrows. That's the word on the street.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:39, Reply)

is he a nullo as well?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:50, Reply)

Dunno. Good call, I shall ask someone to goose him to find out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)