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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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GreatOperation on my nose last wednesday, all was going well nose was a bit drippy and annoying but that was to be expected. Then last night, in my sleep I twatted myself in the face. Not once, but twice. So now my nose is even more drippy and sore. Great.
On a related note, I'm in the house til next week and I'm getting kind of bored. I NEED THINGS TO DO.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:34, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
In such situationsI tend to wank myself hungry
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:20,
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For the second time in 2 minutesI find myself advocating heroic bouts of self pollution. Wank yourself as mental as Barry George on a bad day ....... Just don't follow any TV presenters and blow their brains out.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:15, Reply)
Erm, chaps...Lei's a female rather than a male.
To paraphrase from Mrs Liveinabin ... bake!
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oohBaking sounds fun actually, well, I say baking, I'll probably just make a huge mess of the kitchen.
THANKYOU EDMUND.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:02, Reply)
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