Oooh the irony
I missed the end of the "Blood" question as I was .... cleaning blood off my doorstep.

That's the last time the God-botherers will come round here!

No, really, I didn't. It wasn't even human blood. My neighbour's cat decided (for reasons known only to it's stupid ginger fluffy self) to deposit a dead and semi-dismembered mouse at my daughter's feet.

Her horrified screams sent me pelting out there, where she was incoherently pointing to the poor departed beastie. One quick scoop with a shovel and a bucket of watered down bleach later, and all the evidence is gone.

I suspect, however, that I may have the odd nightmare looming from my poor wee lamb.

The karma fairy is really taking the piss now.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:08, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Yay
For proper irony!

If I see the Karma fairy I will lock her away n a jam jar for you!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:17, Reply)

Thanks TGB
I just know the poor wee soul will have nightmares - and she'll never look at that cat quite the same way again.

I know it's a cat thing, and they're giving you a gift, but eeeeeeeeew. We prefer our cat, who only goes out a couple of times a year and couldn't catch a cold!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:20, Reply)

Show her the Simon's Cat
videos on youtube! Made me laugh at least...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:42, Reply)

Al

I only clean my front step when it's bloodstained ....

Whilst wearing a paisley headscarf, very small knickers and NOTHING ELSE!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 20:48, Reply)