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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You want FACTS?I heard that Bruce Lee's pride and joy was his collection of pressed wild flowers. One day, when he was in Kowloon, just inside Hong Kong, a PLA border guard flicked a cigarette that burned a daisy Bruce had his eye on. Bruce simply trembled slightly and lobomotised eight divisions of the Red Guard through the percussive effect. He only accepted Red China's apology when Chairman Mao finally dressed up as Widow Twankey and performed a one-man pantomime of Aladdin for Bruce's pleasure.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:07,
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