I'm in-house H&S
For a Timber Mill.

Every single accident like that kills another part of my "love for fellow man".

I've reached the point where any time someone moans "Oh, I can't put up shelves, lol, bloody health and safety!" I launch into a rant along the lines of:

"If people like you weren't so fucking stupid, there're wouldn't need to be Health and Safety procedures.

I'm strongly in favor of abolishing H&S, taking the warning labels off of everything, stopping training, then taking a long camping holiday in the Canadian Wilderness.

By the time I come back, 90% of the population will be dead, Darwin will have been proven right, and retards like you will have died out, as will your shit-brained children.

Give it another hundred years after that, and society will be full of clever, lucky and resourceful people, without a trace of morons like you."

*breathes*

Sorry I'm in a fairly bad mood today.
( Cawl, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:39, Reply)