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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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GroanHave just been gored, trampled and headbutted over a fence by an enraged former bull.
Daisy was a piece of piss by comparison, once I'd hit the Welshman jammed in her with a lump hammer, a quick bleat and a short sharp shower of claret later, ta daaah.
'Posy' was even easier. Some pillock had left her not only unattended, but tied to a post so she couldn't even leg it.
Damn, forgot the onions.
PS I still have a Welshman in the boot. Canape?
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