Those stupid passive-aggressive tube adverts advising people to behave correctly
... that are written as stupid poems.

"We really don't mean to chide
But could you move down inside?
It really would be ace
If you didn't invade others' personal space" (or whatever)

Also - other people in general, and particularly stupid ones.

People spitting in the street.

People urinating in the street.

Management-speak.

People in general.

How long have you got, and how much do you charge?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)