Word up my nigglet,
My day has been chilled like a mo-fo I'm watching the "Lone survivor" whilst wifey and the mother-in-law are gassing downstairs.

Is this the first time Micro has met your parents?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 19:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yes. It was the first time. I haven't seen them for some time myself, but she has got to an age where she understands that daddy has a mummy & daddy and has been asking to meet them.
Met in Windsor (sort of halfway), great time by the river, the park etc. then lunch in the sunshine. Micro has already asked when we can 'see them again Daddy'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Bless, has the ex stopped being such a bitch?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:01, Reply)

Of course not. Don't be so fucking stupid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:01, Reply)

Yeah, that was a WTN question

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:02, Reply)

evening H Double.
I am buying tickets for De La Soul on Monday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Nice one last time I saw Q-tip live his voice was spent, it may have just been an off day

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:02, Reply)

you fucking twerp, Q Tip is ATCQ, not De La Soul.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:03, Reply)

They all look the same don't they?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:05, Reply)

No.
Rihanna don't look like Chuck D, does she?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:05, Reply)

Well I wouldn't want to fuck any of them two
However Noémie Lenoir WOULD
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Unless she's finally managed to kill herself

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Rihanna is a hot piece of ass

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:17, Reply)

Nahhhh that chin of hers is just freaky

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:22, Reply)

dat ass tho

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:22, Reply)

chocolate knickers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:16, Reply)

Also smell the same & all suck chicken bones after a Chicken Cottage supper.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:05, Reply)

^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:06, Reply)

'lime chilli chicken bones'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:06, Reply)

Ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:07, Reply)