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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not allowed to wear a kilt...

Because they stop at the knee...so everybody would see my 'last turkey in the shop' dangling down.*

If I walked down a street like that, the resulting throngs of jealous inferior men and rampant excited ladies would cause such a commotion that the poll tax riots would pale in comparison.**

\starts singing 'Jake The Peg'

*may or may not be true

**in fact, not a bleeding word of any of it is even the remotest bit true
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