Been shopping
And had a nap. I'm now thinking that a nearby Turkish restaurant and the pub might round the day off nicely.

What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:10, 18 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

When you say "been shopping" what do you mean?
I go to Fortnums (aka Morrisons) for a grocery shop a couple of times a week. I sometimes go to second hand book shops. Everything else I buy on line now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:17, Reply)

I got a couple of pairs of shoes, a shirt and a couple of pairs of shorts.
That sort of shopping.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:18, Reply)

I'm asking out of curiosity I suppose.
I don't buy clothes from shops any more - maybe I should but the whole idea of browsing for garb in shops leaves me cold.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:22, Reply)

If I bought the stuff I got today online, most of it would have been sent back due to my ever changing size.
I'm going through a try before you buy phase.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:28, Reply)

How is that health thing going?
It's been a long time but you had a problem there didn't you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:37, Reply)

Good now, had a blood test in the week just to monitor progress
But everything seems good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:47, Reply)

Good to read

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:49, Reply)

So are you getting fat AGAIN?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:33, Reply)

off to the pub in a bit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:32, Reply)

I have an overtired daughter who is fighting sleep. I will then eat, probably fart a few times and then go to sleep myself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:39, Reply)

And I'm fucking sulking big style
Because some cunt has smacked the back nearside wing of my car and strolled off.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:48, Reply)

I'm in the pub
Aaaaand yooou stooolllee there whooole off there moooooon.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:54, Reply)

they're letting us put music on off of YouTube.
Just put on the macc lads.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)

A fine choice. Including 'now he's a poof' and 'sweaty betty' I hope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:34, Reply)

sweaty Betty was the first choice
I've done 'get weaving' on my second round.

Torrimelionos might be my next choice. I'm obscure like that and I can't do 'nah he's a poof' for political reasons.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:40, Reply)

I'm eating chilli wraps and drinking some spiced rum
and watching Pointless. Might watch a film next. I fancy The Dirty Dozen but the missus always wants to watch a horror. I don't think there's another genre where the ratio of decent films to utter gash is so skewed toward gash as horror.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:25, Reply)

watch alien
Best of the trilogy as the fourth one doesn't exist; and the second one is only better when you're watching it in my mates brothers bedroom on his Pye television off a sashio video machine with a wall full full of vanne damme films.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:37, Reply)

I've watched Alien a gajillion times and I've got the T-shirt
I once rewrote the script of Aliens to include characters based on a friend and I as extra colonial marines. We also placed the Aliens RPG whilst listening to the James Horner soundtrack CD.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:44, Reply)