The Neo Nazi dawn is upon us
My business partner is half Jewish and I reckon she'll be on someone's list fairly soon. Luckily the local Lib-Dem MEP is now looking for work.

Poor old Gonz, he'll be on a cattle truck soon.

What the fuck is going on? I suppose it woz the Sun wot won it, but how do uneducated illiterate yobs get to be my voice in Europe?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:44, 29 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Haha You totes Goose Stomped all over Lighty's thread
You are the new Nazi king
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:47, Reply)

I didn't mean to
I was only following orders.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:50, Reply)

Vich vill be obeyed at all times

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:52, Reply)

Lamb is ace.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Nige doesn't like lamb
He told me on my special headphones.

You've had it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:31, Reply)

I think he fucking hates you Lighty, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:38, Reply)

We'll all be drinking Fanta by Christmas.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:49, Reply)

Poor old froggy already is

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:53, Reply)

I rather think that this thread should have superiority
Hitler was a vegetarian.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:53, Reply)

No..
no he wasn't
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:54, Reply)

He ate Jews, that's what I heard, they taste like pork, that's what I heard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:55, Reply)

^TGGI^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:55, Reply)

He can't have eaten all of them

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Why did he have those big ovens built then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:00, Reply)

He wanted all his Polish, Hungarian and Czeck friends to come to a big party.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:03, Reply)

JEW-KIP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:04, Reply)

I hear they do the best Shalomy sausages

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Wasn't he?
I thought his two slightly redeeming qualities were vegetarianism and liking dogs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:56, Reply)

Hitler's vegetarianism may been due to Richard Wagner's historical theories, or even a psychological reaction to his niece's death
But he ate meat right up until the late 1930's
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Not a field I know

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:04, Reply)

Yeah, where is Monty when you need him?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:06, Reply)

I can tell you that 150 years ago today
Meades men (not Grants - never Grants) were starting their move to the James River ferry.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:10, Reply)

I heard he didn't want to dance

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Because he'd rocked down to Electric Avenue

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Jo'anna was there to give him hope

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:22, Reply)

And - bending time a bit - he came back

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 20:25, Reply)

40% victory for Nigel and the lads down in my Kentish corner. Well done boys, let's get these Slovaks, Afghans and Poles back where they came from
UKIP CHA CHA CHA UKIP CHA CHA CHA
#UKIP4LIFE #MUSLAMICSOUT
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:53, Reply)

Nah, just like The LOVELY Konnie Huq, they'll make an exception for Gonzy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 26 May 2014, 20:16, Reply)

Konnie Huq will make an exception for Gonzy?
Someone should tell him, I think he'd be pleased.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 May 2014, 21:09, Reply)