I reckon we've got at least 10 years.
I will start my training for a Costneresque watery future by holding my head underwater in the fish tank for increasing periods of time to sort out some gills. Then I'll drink my own piss.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 May 2014, 12:21, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Because it's sterile and I like the taste
Name that FILM. I love FILM, me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Sound of Music.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Make a jaunty rhyming couplet out of it then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)

I especially like the Lance Armstrong scene now

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Well played sir
At the time I thought that was just about the best celebrity cameo ever - "I'm sure this won't haunt you forever" - but now, somehow, it's even funnier. If only he'd just reached into his jacket and said "Worried about losing? This shit'll sort you RIGHT out"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:39, Reply)