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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Mrs V was out with a colleague and his brother. His brother goes "You know - even in a twat contest, you'd come second."
To which he responded slowly "Why ... ?"

"because you're a twat."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:28, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Haha
Clever stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:29, Reply)
You can't beat the classic "because you're stupid" comeback

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Your mum

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Hmm, good point
See also: Your face
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:33, Reply)
NO U R

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:34, Reply)
If it weren't for the fact that her colleague is naturally quite mellow in his delivery, and he and his brother's sparing renowned in our circles, it would have looked like a set-up

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:39, Reply)

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