What you should really be looking for in a partner
Is, schpookily enough, the subject of this week's QOTW! Ta Daaaaah. 300 odd posts and we come full circle.

"Of course I won't......."
"Of course I like your hair"
"Porn? Why would I need that?"
"It only cost £10"
"I bought it for you"
"Why should I be feeling guilty?"
"The scratches were from the cat"
"Of course I like your mother"
"Mmmmmmmmm, that meal was lovely"
"What secret bank account?"
"What second mobile?"
"What second family?"



I would like to point out at this point that absolutely none of the above, or at least some of the above do not apply to the marriage of the fragrant, jackbooted and frankly menacing Mrs Osok and your correspondent.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 16:32, Reply)