I can't find the link
but the joke went something like this (apologies to spakka for my paraphrasing and the bits I've made up):

A man with a head like a giant orange went into a pub. He got chatting to one of the locals, who was of course curious about his head, but didn't say anything about it. Anyway, it turns out that the man had found a bottle, which he'd rubbed and out came a genie granting him three wishes.

"So what was your first wish?" asked the local.

"I wished for lots of money", replied the man. "More money that you could imagine. And *bang*, instantly I had billions of pounds".

"Great, so what about the second wish?"

"I wished that women would find me irresistible. Next thing I know, I'm surrounded by gorgeous girls desperate to bed me".

"OK, so what was your third wish then?" asked the bloke in the pub.

"I wished for a head like an orange".


Like I say, I pissed myself at this. But nobody else found it funny :(
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 9:18, Reply)