Here goes
A job would be nice. One where I look forward to going to work, have a 'proper' career and earn a reasonable amount of cash.

Ha. Ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa.

Ahem.

In reality, I'd probably end up sucking off tramps if the pay was reasonable.

Number Two would be a new liver, or the willpower to stop corroding my own.

And finally, number three would be a happy smiley personality rather than the grumpy angry one I got issued with.

And in other news for the foodies, last night was a sort of one-pot chicken chasseury thing with piles of buttery mash and peas. Except I got the quantities wrong so wife & spawn scoffed the lot and I ended up scavenging.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 9:30, Reply)