first in an occasional series..
things Spimf does not like about Dubai

#000001
zealot security guards who stop me when i walk into their shitty Carrefour 'hypermarket' and staple my other shopping bags closed - yes i had hoped to shoplift a box Bold automatic you CUNT

#000002
i bought a copy of GQ - i had to pay more than the cost of a tank of petrol for it and the CUNTS had scribbled over some beautiful photography with a big bastard marker just because there was a bit of nork on show

#000003
the repressed cunts have blocked the entire flickr site - i mean FFS

#000004
girls in full burqa taking photo's of each other in shopping malls - what is the fucking point - you all look like transexual ninjas

#000005
i got my car stuck in sand and looked like a tit in front of the entire fucking office - need a 4x4 dont approve of them
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 20:03, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hehe
transexual ninjas.

I shall steal that and make it my own. And you are in Dubai, and are powerless against my plaigarism.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:22, Reply)

gwann! go and work up your own similes
thievin gypsie bastard!

*shakes fist*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:35, Reply)

They've blocked flikr
but not b3ta? Very bizarre I think
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:18, Reply)

scan for flesh content innit ...only a matter of time though
and then i'll have to get some poxy proxy server pish in romania sorted
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:24, Reply)

what MM said
about the transsexual ninjas

hahahaha!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:39, Reply)

feckin prudes
What on earth is wrong with norks?

And I'd love to leaf through a family photo album...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:27, Reply)