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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For BeckySo this guy goes to Vegas. Orders up an escort. Beautiful girl walks in.
"So, how much for a handjob?" the guy asks. "Its $500" she replies.
"JESUS! Thats way too much!" he says. "See that Bentley across the street?" she says. "I own that car, my handys are that good". He agrees, and gets the best handy of his entire life.
Next night he calls her up again. "How much for a blowjob?" he asks. "That'll be $2000" she replies. "JESUS! Thats way too much!" he says. "See that Casino down there? I OWN that casino, my blowjobs are that good." The guy agrees, and gets the best blowjob he's ever had.
His curiosity peaked, he asks "How much for everything?" Well, you see that city block down there?" she says. "JESUS! You own that whole city block?!" he asks.
"No, but if I had a vagina I could."
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