As long as she brings me beer when I shout I'm all good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:32, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Just had a omlette anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:35, Reply)

What did you have in your eggy-sandwich?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:36, Reply)

nice plain one just a bit of onion
and a with a mature cheddar topping and three rounds of toast, Probs spoiled it with the HP sauce but I just don't give a fuck, ohhh and cold beer to wash it down
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)

I sent the Doris a text the other day when I was about to leave work
'Can you put a beer in the fridge for me?'

She replied with 'You've already got 6 in there'

I completed the exchange with 'Well, I'll be happier if I have 7 in there'

She didn't have an answer to that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Wimen just don't get it do they

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:47, Reply)

apart from YM she gets it all the time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:53, Reply)

^ Textbook

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:00, Reply)

Cheers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:01, Reply)