Wanderlust
I went for a pizza a few weeks back, after a photoshoot for a mate, so there was 9 of us, all wearing black suits, white shirts and black ties.

There was a family with a few kids on the table next to us, and they'd all taken an interest in us, kept looking over.

I decided to have some fun, and said loudly "That was the worst funeral ever.
He was only twelve, it's terrible."

My mates nodded and made noises of agreement.

I followed this up with:
"Raped to death by a horse. Such a horrible way to go."

One of my friends topped this by saying:
"I know... It came until his lungs filled up and he was crying tears of horse-sperm".

The family sitting next to us asked to be moved to a different table.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:28, Reply)