Getting banned from Pizza Hut
Er...
I was very drunk, and I'd taken a quantity of pills.
Cheap and nasty Speed, if I remember correctly.

My mate said that I started shouting "You're trying to fucking poison me, you cunts!".
Because they'd got my order wrong, and given me a pizza with tuna on it.

If I eat fish I'll puke myself inside-out.

So yeah, I was "asked to leave".

I'm told that my response was "I'm not leaving without putting up a fight."

My mates took me away.

Don't do drugs, kids.

EDIT: This was a lunchtime too :(
( Cawl, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:57, Reply)