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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was walking through Glasgow after the Rangers Celtic game on Sunday and all sorts of insults were flying about (apparently it's "banter")
Anyway one shell suit clad scoundrel shouted across the road to me
"Ho big man!Yer maws a mattress!"
I mean what the fuck? A mattress? Slightly over weight with type 2 diabetes yes, but a mattress? How the fuck can you be a mattress?!
( , Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:07, Reply)
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