It's 8:30 on a Sunday morning
The sun is shining, the sky is blue and it looks like it'll be a lovely day.
How's the hangovers dear B3tans? I don't have one as I had yet another completely sober day and night*. Regale us with your tales of Saturday night shenanigans, scrapes and close shaves. Tell us of the MASSIVE DRUGS you did, the bouncers you chinned etc.
Or not. What do I care.
Alt: Anyone here hired a private tutor? I need to find one for the G/F's daughter.

*This will not continue
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 8:31, 30 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning Captain, warm and sunny in Manchester, :)
Had beer and food, and did loads of sampling at the market. Bought nice cheese. Rock and roll,eh?
I Didn't chin any fat cunt of a door security I respect their difficult jobs far too much.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)

I shall look for a street market type thing in the vicinity
Haven't been to one in ages - last one I scored a year's worth of proper chorizo and other dried sausages for a pittance.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 9:48, Reply)

This is a food festival, was beer and cider sampling too. It's good eating and drinking for nowt ,
#tightarsedfucker
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Well, I'm not hungover, but I got up earlier for a bit then went back to bed again and now I feel horrible. Might go and buy some nice food in a bit, quiet weekend really.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 11:03, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)

alright yer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Bar guy just texted me, he checked one of those restaurants you suggested, really enjoyed it. Ta.
You're the best one here xx
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)

which one?
Star Inn the City?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Dunno, he just said restaurant. I'll ask him tomorrow.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Still in frogstone?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Nope, came back last night to give the budgie some attention, even though he bit my foot.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Not very nice of him.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)

foot
bellend
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Pecker lols.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:49, Reply)

OK
It am now beer tiem
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)