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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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@ TGBI had an interesting experience at our local Tescos a while back.
I slapped an 8 pack on the conveyor and the greasy till weasel had the temerity to ask "Have you got any I.D?" At 30 I thought I was beyond such foolishness so I asked, after a significant amount of laughter "Are you serious?".
At which point, said till weasel's supervisor slithered across to state "Sir, it is the store's policy to ask for I.D should we believe a customer is under the age of 25.". I took great pleasure in wiping the smug, supercilious grin off her and her lackeys face when I said "Sure. Here's my driver's license ......... And here's my warrant card" Gently placing my prison warrant card on the conveyor.
You've never seen such backtracking outside of the houses of commons in all your days. I laughed like a mentalist at a Five concert.
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