I've got 2,
One was after a big night with a beautiful girl. She had recently got kittens, and one of them had shit in the bed. We didn't notice till we woke up.

The other was waking to the sound of children's voices, and the smell of breakfast. Stumble to a bathroom in a house I didn't recognise, and there was a kid at the top of the stairs who just stared at me. Then some middle aged woman asked if I wanted breakfast. At first I assumed I'd pulled one of her daughters or something and she was extremely friendly. Well after a bit of breakfast and the young kids going to school, it dawned on me that i may have slept with the middle aged woman. She was insistent I stayed for a long day on our own, wanted to take me for lunch. I ran away.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)