Rubbish joke, as requested
An old farmer is on his way back from the market with his horse and cart, when he stops at a roadside hostelry for a couple of refreshments.

Later, he comes out, gets back on the cart and gees up the horse. Off they go, but in his less-than-alert state the farmer fails to spot a large hole in the road which has been dug by workmen doing repairs and leads the horse and cart right into it.

The horse is quite badly injured when it falls into the hole, so the farmer decides it would be best to put it out of its misery. He gets his shotgun from the back of the cart, loads and is taking aim when a woman walks by and shouts to him,

"Oh dear, you're not about to shoot that horse in the hole, are you?"

"Don't be daft, woman", replies the old farmer. "I'm going to shoot it in the head".

Badoom-tish!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 10:58, Reply)