@K2k6
What, again? I've already had two today!

I haven't really

Most boys go through a period where they find everything, but everything, sexy. "Cor, look at that lamp post!", "Blimey, look at the hinges on that door!", this leads to a phenomenal amount of self-abuse.

Eventually, you grow out of that phase, learning the subtle do's and dont's of onanism. You become an adult, you sleep with women (or men, depending on your choice), occasionally slipping in a quick one off the wrist when the world appears barren.

And all this said, the bus can still give you innapropriate stiffys.

EDIT: ELEVEN?!? I'm surprised it didn't come off fall off in his hands!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 14:41, Reply)