I was riding my bike
down a main road near my house when I saw a very pretty, slutty looking girl on the other side of the road. She looked over at me and we made and maintained eye contact, she may have just been wondering why I was making rapeface at her but you never know so I smiled at her (exacerbating the rapeface). All this took place when I should have been looking at what I was doing, I looked down to see the handlebar with my hand on it, right about to hit a lamppost. I let go with both hands, the handlebar hit the post and I was flung to the ground at speed. I was in too much pain to even attempt to style it out (by getting up and bowing or whatever) so I just lay there groaning.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:39, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Have a click just for "rapeface"
My mate Tilly ran into the back of another car, whilst we were ogling the females coming out of Trent Polytechnic many years ago
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Nothing sounds so classy as a girl attending "Trent Polytechnic".

( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Yeah well it was a long time ago, it's now a Uni if that helps?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)