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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:
Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?
Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.
Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."
Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2014, 8:54, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Afternoon drinking messes me right up these days.
😞
( , Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:00, Reply)

I enjoyed having the entire bed to myself though for a change
( , Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:02, Reply)

Children are the worst on a hangover. they have no concept of, if you jump on my stomach I will be sick
( , Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:08, Reply)

there's no easy way to explain to a toddler why daddy made the piggy squealing noise and collapsed like he'd been shot
( , Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:21, Reply)

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