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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So many things - So little timeForcibly insert a phosphorous grenade, with twine attached to the pin, up the anus of Fern Britton and yank.
Set fire to something really big.
Scuttle as many women on my mental list as my testicular capacity would allow.
Shoot a tapir in the face.
Tether chavs to the spot and launch white goods at them from a trebuchet.
Just before the world ignites smoke a massive bong have a beer and let it all drift away.
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