If your mansion house needs haunting just call Rentaghost
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools at Rentaghost
Hear the Phantom of the Opera sing a haunting melody
Remember what you see is not a mystery but Rentaghost

At your party be a smarty and hire Rentaghost
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights with Rentaghost
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock
Because we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's
Rentaghost

Let me say the most terrific simple ghosts, not scientific
May be supernatural ghoulies of the day
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic
Is descending just to spirit you away, Ya-a-a-ay!

We are extraordinary fellahs here at Rentaghost
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRentaghost
For a biography we've ghost writers
And not forgetting a ghost script
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, ring Rentaghost
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, ring Rentaghost!

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(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 1:17, Reply)