Predictable, eh?
*cries*

My bank keep going on and on at me about updrading to their 'Plus' service, which costs £12.99 a month.

"You get wordlwide travel insurance!" they cry. I am going abroad this year for the first time in seven years. I'll cope without.

"You get an interest free overdraft!" They beg. I don't have an overdraft. Haven't had one for two years. Because they wouldn't let me have one!

"You get preferential mortgage deals!" They plead. Yes, well, if I had a £40k deposit sitting in my bank, I'd think about it. But as you changed the terms of your graduate account and no longer offer 100% mortgages to graduates I can't really fucking go down that road right now, can I?

EDIT: So no, I don't want your cocking 'Plus' service. Cunts.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:57, Reply)