Ahh Premier Super Plus Platinum Accounts
'As you're such a good customer'

'Free travel insurance!' Got it with Amex, ta.

'Unlimited charge card' You've met my wife?

'Preferential mortgage rates!' You were ass-whupped on rate last time. And would only take my basic salary into account.

'Umm'

There really isn't any reason for me to do this, is there?

'Umm, no'

And you refused me a 3 day overdraft when payroll cocked up last year.

'Oh'
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:13, Reply)