However...
We have a family friend who is 'rather'. Rather well-to-do, rather rich, just ra-ther.

He's about 55, lives in a big house in the country, drives a Bentley, the whole shebang.

And he has the best tattoo I've ever seen.

It runs from his shoulders and covers the width and length of his back. It is a countryside scene - trees, fields, hedges, sky. The hunt (dogs and horses) are coursing over the fields. It is beautiful. An artwork. But the best bit? Disappearing down in to his arse-cleave is the bushy red tail of a fox. Genius.

I have another friend who comes a close second. He has a dragon tattoo - the snout of which rests on his neck. The body of the dragon extends down his back while the wings wrap around his chest and stomach. The tail wraps around his left leg, all the way to his ankle.

He had it done in Japan, in the traditional manner. That is to say, scratched in to his skin with bamboo. It took sixteen hours. And was done in one sitting, with the help of sake. That's hardcore.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:02, Reply)