Slept like a baby - woke up crying at 3 a:m because I was hungry and I'd shit myself - aithangyew
Actually slept really well, new memory foam pillow was a good idea.

Alt: I was a prosecution witness in a fraud/director's disqualification case a few years back. That was fun.

Altalt; Oxtail, natch
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:46, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I slept rubbish.
I had a dream that what I thought was reality was actually an illusion caused by subliminal messages that had been put into all the filth I've watched, which had hypnotised me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Really?
If the doorbell rings, don't answer it. The thought police are on their way - RUUUUNNN
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Straight up - it was horrible. Woke up this morning well confused.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:59, Reply)

I think.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Maybe you're asleep right now

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Aw crap. Another dream I had (we're all sharing here, right?) was that I went to the bank to get a balance.
It was about what I thought it was.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)