Th crippler
Double Vodka
Double Brandy
Double Pernod
Lime juice
1/2 pint glass.
Top up with lemonade.

Drink several* of these at a party, then get into a slanging match with your inlaws (now ex-inlaws thankfully), get arsey with the video player and proceed to smash it to bits with your bare hands.

Those are the bits I remember.

The bits I don't remember were never divulged to me by my (then) wife who did that mongoloidally stupid bloody female thing when asked "What did I do" replied "You know what you did".

"Actually I don't"

"Well you should be ashamed of yourself"

"Actually, as I DON'T know what I supposedly did, I won't get ashamed and, as you won't tell me, I'll just go about my day". "BTW as you are obviously holding a grudge about what I supposedly did, AND you won't tell me, I'll act as if nothing had happened until you grow up and communicate you stupid cow".

One of the best parties I ever had and I can't to this day remember half of it.

Shame really, sounds like it was a hoot!

* not sure of the accurate definition of "several", I'm reliably assured that it was less than 10.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, Reply)