Apologies for previous dearth of funnies
Allow me to tell you about my most memorable day at work:

Ok, I work in Digital Forensics, so i look through computers for police and other clients. One female suspect had had her laptop seized for examination, which I then looked through.

I found she wrote (beautifully too) fan fiction. She also wrote gay slash fiction. I spent a whole day (have to view each document for relevance) reading her works, which included slash fiction of the usual (Buffy, Firefly, Supernatural etc). What surprised even jaded ol' me, was her favourite subject for slash fiction:

Top Gear

Oh yes, I have read her stories of the three presenters gleefully rogering each other. Sometimes Hamster would be the bummer, sometimes he'd be the bummee. Occasionally The Stig would watch, and sometimes he'd join in.

I'll never forget that case!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:38, Reply)