Ah balls
I just realised that I have a number of books out from the local public library which are overdue.

Is there anything I can do to avoid myself paying a hefty sum, or do I be an adult about the whole thing and pay up?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:53, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Around here,
at least once a year they have a thing where the library forgives all fines if you go in and tell them you have a fine there. Do you have anything like that where you are?

Or you could return the books in the night-drop then not go back until you are desperate to borrow more books and have some ready cash.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:05, Reply)

I don't think there are any amnesties
and there is no night book drop either.

The plot thickens.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:12, Reply)

NEVER GO BACK
They have cameras
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:39, Reply)

I see
Could I perhaps go back whilst wearing my trusty balaclava?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:42, Reply)

DON'T GO BACK
They have cameras of your face!

Go on the run, now. Save yourself while there is still time.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:47, Reply)

stab them in the spleen with a shitty stick
then ram a trumpet up your arse

it's the only way
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 6:36, Reply)